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Reason: I <3 Erica
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And then...a lady who was sitting in front of us says:
"What grade are you in?"
"Uh...10th."
"I'm sorry, but it's just so funny and entertaining"
And we continue debating as she laughes her ass off the entire ride.
Coolest thing was, I reached a stalemate.
Incase you wanted to know:
Aia = religious people who vote because of religious people are idiots and those who don't vote are also idiots and should be blamed for the way the government is heading
Me = it shouldn't matter who is blamed b/c in the end, we're all going down together. And then my environmentalist dream about the whole world because nice and equal and unselfish.
I attended a free Japanese Rakugo performance with my Japanese club president today. It was so amazing and funny! For some strange reason, I can't remember much jokes but my fav:
If a man caught his wife in bed with another man:
In America: he would pick up a gun and bang! bang!
In England: he would close the door and knock.
In France: he would join in.
In Japan: they would trade business cards.
See how polite Japanese people are?
And another one:
(80th anniversary for a couple)
Woman: Honey, remember when we were young we used to drink coffee naked. Let's try that again.
*after lots of begging and awkward moments* Oh honey. I remember when I would stare at you, my bosom would heat up. Oh it is so hot right now.
Man: Of course it is hot, your breast is sagging into your coffee.
There was even this TBS tv station that interviewed me and Jenny-senpai, but I'm not going to say anything about it because it was really embarassing.
Agh...feet is killing me. I seriously think I pulled a muscle...Damn Ms. Rosenthal....next time she tells us to run, don't go and talk to a student and forget that we are still running laps around her....and she dares tell us "wow, it's so cool in the gym today" when we're all hot and sweaty for running about twenty laps before she finally told us to stop.
I had to write an in-class thesis essay and I only wrote 3/5 paragraphs...darn.
Haha and Genetic fun stuff:
Dr. Ned: Do you have anymore questions?
Female Student: What genitals do hermaphrodites have?
Josh (senior): I know! I have first hand experience.
Class: *gasp*
Teacher: Josh. What do you mean?
Josh: Nevermind. Ignore what I said.
Teacher: No, no. I want to know now. I'm stopping my lesson for this. Tell me Josh.
Josh: Well this summer, I was in Peru.
Teacher: In Peru?
Josh: Yeah, I was digging these mud houses for people in a village with my partner-
Teacher: Your partner?
Josh: It was nothing! We were just digging.
Student: Yea, you and your partner in mud.
Josh: And then all of a sudden a girl comes out of the house, throws off her pants and pees into the mud. She had a penis.
Teacher: You sure it was a she?
Josh: Yes, the village was pretty...incestuous, so there was like five of them.
Teacher: Wait, five what?
Josh: Hermaphrodites. Girls with dicks.
Teacher: *twitch*
Class: *laugh like crazy*
*moments later*
Teacher: I cannot believe you just said that. Promise me you'll be good Josh?
Josh: Okay...I promise not to say the D-word again...
Got tagged by
wmei .
01. What's your internet alias and what's the idea behind it?
Most of the time it is dragonmage27, and that's because it was from when I was younger and just got into the "internet" world. I needed a nickname for Gunbound and my brother chose it for me. I still am into dragons and magic though.
02. What do you do first in the morning?
Ignore my first three alarms, sleep for another half hour and then finally wake up. If it's not a school day, then I sleep for five more hours.
03. Which fandom ate most of your brain?
Way too many...currently its Hitman Reborn....and I know who to blame -glare-
04. What is your favorite fragrance?
Orchards and other plants my mom grows around the house I guess. Also the Melon Burst air freshener I use. And anything lemon or apple.
05. What videogames are you playing at the moment?
Monster Rancher.
06. What do you eat the most?
Rice. Everyday for dinner...sometimes for breakfast and often for lunch on weekends...
07. Do you trust easily?
Depends if I have a good impression of you or not the first time. But most of the time, I trust way too easily.
08. What was your first big fandom?
Hunter X Hunter. I'd still like it if it isn't all about bugs learning nen and taking over the world. -_-
09. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Stress.
10. Do you have a good body-image?
No.
11. Is being tagged fun?
Kinda?
12. What websites do you visit daily?
FF.net, Yahoo Mail, Hotmail, Gmail, DV, LJ
13. Who are currently the most important people to you?
The people who have actually been to my house and visited my room. Yes, that has a very significant meaning.
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
wmei is direct (in a good way), smart, sweet and artistic. ilu bby <3
15. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?
Breathe - Greenwheel.
16. What’s your favorite item of clothing?
Sweaters.
17. What's better: to give or to receive?
It feels good to give, but even better when you receive. Sadly, I'm a sucker for friendships so I'm almost always at the short end of the stick. I give more than receive. =[
18. What would you buy if you had the money for it?
PS3 but I'll settle for a DS or a music player with more than 1 GB memory.
19. What items could you not go without during the day?
Computer.
20. What should you be doing right now?
Washing dishes, then shower, then Japanese essay then fic-a-day
21. What personality trait do you wish you possess?
Discipline.
I tag...everyone who reads this and didn't do it already.